Monday, August 1, 2011

The beginning of a really nice week:)

We (me+fam) drove all day today and literally just settled into the beach condo we're going to enjoy until saturday.

Items worthy of note:

- I drove 3.5 hours of our trip, it rained for 2.5 of those and at one point a car passed us and sent a wave of water over my windshield. I couldn't see ANYTHING and then the tires hit water and we started hydroplaning. I managed to stay composed and save us all without yelling explitives, although I did have to let out one mellow "crap" to help me through it. I'm a champion.

- Orem & Provo suck if for no other reason than the only way to get chick-fil-a is at the mall. We enjoyed it for lunch today in Louisiana.

-my eye has been on fire for a few days. I'm trying so hard not to indulge in a whine fest. It hurts SO BAD!!! proof:





This is probably the most unattractive photo of me i've ever taken and shared publicly (sadly there are much worse photos in other places). I'm going excuse my lack of shame on the fact that I'm about to pass out from the pain of my EYE EXPLODING INTO FLAMES!!!!!

Note to future husband: please love me even though I posted this photo of myself on a public blog. more importantly, please love me even though I'm capable of looking like this and having a surprising and disturbing lack of shame. I don't even are that you can see my scary eyebrows, blackheads, and eye makeup goop. On the plus side, you have to admit despite the flaws, I kind of have fantastic eyelashes. I never noticed before.

Here's a more normal picture of me attempting to be as cute as possible in the sate I'm presently in. notice the closed eyes and washed out skin due to a photo editing app. I hope it repairs some of the damage created by the picture above:






I think I'm getting too conformable with my blog audience. My posts are starting to consistently expose my real self, that person everyone has locked away that's only supposed to come out at a sleepover with your best friends around 4am. You know what I'm talking about.

Well, this is all I'm going to post for now because we're about to start watching Harry Potter and the sorcerer's stone, beginning our week long HP marathon. :D

goodnight, readers!


2 comments:

Marissa said...

hahahaah this post impressed me. i support the raw open-ness. love you.

Elaine said...

I think you might have an infection...my eye was like that and I had like 8 in one eye...on a happy I like your second pic :)